Chuck Norris WHO!!!! Its all about Rickson Gracie

Rickson Gracie doesn't pop his collar...his shirt gets an erection when he puts it on

Rickson Gracie found Waldo...unfortunately no one will ever see him again

Rickson Gracie doesn't grapple people because grappling implies the probability of failure...Rickson Gracie breaks people.

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Rickson Gracie!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Rickson Gracie!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Rickson Gracie!)
Right on

You see this cat Rickson Gracie is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Rickson Gracie
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(Rickson Gracie)

Rickson Gracie created the Traingle, not just the submission, but the acutal shape.

Every 6.4 seconds someone in the world get's flying omoplated by Rickson Gracie.

Rickson Gracie Gi's have submitted people in actual competitions without Rickson Gracie being in them.

only rickson gracie can slap the hulk and get away with it

*cough* ron tripp *cough*

i know i just like poking at rickson worshipers. i was just being a jerk :P

hahaha. thats pretty good.

acording to wikipedia from 1982-1994 ron tripp had compiled a tournament record of 900 wins and 4 defeats.

thats not a bad person for rickson to get tossed by.

As a child Rickson Gracie was so athletic that it was determined he would rule the world as a jiu-jitsu fighter as well as a dancer. Sadly Rickson had to forego the dancing part, since it was discovered that even his toes were physically incapable of tapping to anything.

if scientists were to ring out Ricksons gi after he trained in it, they would dicover a fuel source so powerful the world energy crisis would end.

Rickson is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.