***Lockflow Man Laws(LFML)***

LFML #1 .....If your post/thread has the name of a pretty lady in it, you MUST post a picture of said lady.

LFML #2 .....If someone post a picture of a pretty lady, you must find a different and hopefully better picture and post it.

LFML #3 .....If someone forgets LFML #1, you must post a picture for them and then chastise the forgetful member, and post a link to this post to keep them from breaking anymore LFMLs.

LFML #4 .....If you are drunk and on Lockflow, you must 1). have another drink. And 2) only post in the mindless wasteland

LFML #5 .....If you see a picture of a pretty lady, you must NEVER say: "I'd let her triangle me anyday."

LFML #6 .....Any thread that involves Gina Carano must have at least ten(10) pictures of Gina in it.

LFML #7 .....Any thread that involves Kyra Gracie must have at least ten(10) pictures of Kyra in it.

LFML #8 ....Any Member that gets a picture of Gina Carano or Kyra Gracie wearing a Lockflow Shirt gets the Special rank of "Stud"

LFML #9 ....Never diss on any fighter that has stepped onto the mat or into a ring or cage and fought, I wouldn't recommend even commenting on a bad performance by a fighter, unless 1). You fought them or 2). Your going to fight them.

LFML #10 .... If any of the LFMLs are broken, Combatchaz has the right to 1). take 50 points off your account, or 2). If Combatchaz has been drinking, he may delete you account, post a picture of your head on Butterbean's body and open an account for you on Match.com under the catagory men who like men. or 3). just delete your account and be done with your sorry ass.