The MOST DEADLY STRIKE
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 06:50
I thought I would share this with you. This guy lays out a supposed system that will help keep you alive if your life is ever threatened. This final technique he describes as "...the coup-de-grace...the finisher...the permanent solution...literally, death in a bottle." Let me know if you found it as wonderfully entertaining as I did.
http://www.closecombattraining.com/freecourse/chinjab.php
[video]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8618236698325382751&hl=en[/video]
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 06:59
#2
Damn, I knew something has been wrong with my game. I've been confusing the tiger claw with the chin jab. Thank you Captain Chris!
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 07:13
#3
HAHAHA!!!!!~!
"...The chin-jab is so powerful that there is no way to practice the move full force.
It is obviously banned from combat sport, and even in full police impact armor, it can kill.
When the SMP officers started utilizing the chin-jab in gang-ridden Shanghai, it was as if they suddenly possessed magical powers and it signaled the beginning of the end for the criminal element..."
It is SO deadly ...it can only be found in the secret vault of YouTube where all the ancient and deadly techniques are stored.
It's not a hobby, it's a way of life.
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 07:22
#4
odyssey11 wrote:
HAHAHA!!!!!~!It is SO deadly ...it can only be found in the secret vault of YouTube where all the ancient and deadly techniques are stored.
lol nice.... :lol:
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 07:27
#5
odyssey11 wrote:
HAHAHA!!!!!~!
It is SO deadly ...it can only be found in the secret vault of YouTube where all the ancient and deadly techniques are stored.
Lol!
Oh no, I must disagree! you can get his ENTIRE training DVD set (so that you can walk the streets and FEAR NO MAN) for the low "passion not profit" price of $197!
How's that for a deal!
*vomits*
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 08:17
#6
I thought the most deadly technique is when Vandamme jabs his hand in the pond and pulls out the Coi fish with lightening speed!
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 08:27
#7
Quote from the 'Finger Dart vid' "Trsust me, NOBODY likes being flicked in the face."
I don't Trsust explanations that can't spell trsust correctly :)
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 09:23
#8
Now I am a complete fighter.
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 10:23
#9
The chin jab is, in fact, so incredibly deadly that upon successful completion of this move, your opponent will die so quickly that his soul will explode into your hands, giving you his entire essence and all of his strength.
After using this technique only a few dozen times, you will be completely immortal.
Check out our FREE VIDEO on YOUTUBE...and become completely invincible.
(If you are seeking the ability to kill people and steal their quickening with mere thought...an excellent gift...please buy our 'pro mind assassin ass kicker' package for only $197.)
Sidenote: How do you call a move a chin "jab" when absolutely no jabbing is going on at all?
I will state on the record, however, that if someone actually landed this "technique" on you, you would be seriously f'ed up....but it would require you had next to no balance and couldn't backstep past his mysterious "hand post".
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 11:16
#10
shihangi wrote:
I will state on the record, however, that if someone actually landed this "technique" on you, you would be seriously f'ed up....but it would require you had next to no balance and couldn't backstep past his mysterious "hand post".
And have no clue how to fall correctly.
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 12:30
#11
The Finger Dark...or what we called in middle school the Death Pluck will piss you off I can attest to that. What you find in the DVD set however, is the ability to combine the Finger Dark with either the Wet Willy or the Oil Check. THis is Gay-Ron-Teed to piss your oponent off 10 x's as bad....just ask my little sister!
The art of the Nuggy is on the bonus disc...
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 14:40
#12
This has nothing on my Grand Celestian Do force shield.
Mon, 07/07/2008 - 15:00
#13
Wed, 07/09/2008 - 12:08
#14
This thread has been fun. I just can't let it die yet.
BUMP
Wed, 07/09/2008 - 15:16
#15
hahahaha! good stuff.
天下無難事，只怕有心人
Wed, 07/09/2008 - 16:37
#16
i was hoping he would demonstrate it in real time and just slam the guy head first into the ground.
:lol:
Wed, 07/09/2008 - 19:39
#17
Bawajiwe wrote:
i was hoping he would demonstrate it in real time and just slam the guy head first into the ground.
:lol:
+1
Wed, 07/09/2008 - 20:10
#18
years ago when i was doing traditional martial arts i had an instructer who taught us a similar move and demonstrated on me. right before he did it he told me to tuck my chin when i went down buti didnt react fast enough and my dome bounced off the floor. it hurt like hell but as you can see it didnt kill me, so unless that mans got gorilla strength he isnt killing anyone with that little dance move.
Wed, 07/09/2008 - 20:21
#19
... chin jab FTW!...
... team turbojambo...
Wed, 07/09/2008 - 20:27
#20
okay.... haha
Thu, 07/10/2008 - 11:32
#21
That technique ranks right up there with the Ninjitsu "Dance of Death" that has likely never been successfully landed on even the least skilled of opponent.
The monstrous "chin jab" obviously has not been banned in MMA competitions, unless I missed the "no eye gouging, no fish hooking, no groin shots, no CHIN JAB" statement before the latest UFC.
I want to fight that guy and see if I get creamed with a "finger dart" and then "chin jabbed" to death. This may be my last post.
:D
Thu, 07/10/2008 - 11:44
#22
where can I find this, -Ninjitsu "Dance of Death"?
Thu, 07/10/2008 - 13:48
#23
I was under the impression that "The Dance Of Death" was a American Kempo technique that was more of a striking combination thn a solitary technique...If I am wrong please correct but I am reasonably sure
Thu, 07/10/2008 - 16:46
#24
this is really funny
Franklin Roosevelt once said "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself". Well guess what, i am fear.
Thu, 07/10/2008 - 18:07
#25
shogun313 wrote:
I was under the impression that "The Dance Of Death" was a American Kempo technique that was more of a striking combination thn a solitary technique...If I am wrong please correct but I am reasonably sure
Maphalindo (Malaysian, Philippine, Indonesian) Silat has a "dance of death" which is a way of stomping a downed opponent by walking on and kicking them in a dance like fashion- a great finish for a double leg or Judo throw. Not funny I know but I thought I would share it.
Fri, 07/11/2008 - 21:07
#26
Sat, 07/12/2008 - 06:18
#27
it seems the most effective part of chin jab is, slamming the head to the ground, i guess that makes the ground the most deadly. I'll try to keep an eye out for the chin jab while shopping.
Sat, 07/12/2008 - 11:55
#28
Seeing as the one guy has camo pants on and a sweet set of combat boots, I choose to trust him.
Goodbye lockflowers, I am leaving the community of MMA in favor of Cpt. CamoPants and his deadly chin jab.
Sat, 07/12/2008 - 13:08
#29
jwhite43 wrote:
The Finger Dark...or what we called in middle school the Death Pluck will piss you off I can attest to that. What you find in the DVD set however, is the ability to combine the Finger Dark with either the Wet Willy or the Oil Check. THis is Gay-Ron-Teed to piss your oponent off 10 x's as bad....just ask my little sister!The art of the Nuggy is on the bonus disc...
the words "oil check" and "my little sister" should never be that close to one another. never.
on a side note, would the chin-jab-that's-not-really-a-jab be legal in mma, or would it fall under "spiking the head on the mat?"
--nick
10th dan in parnes jiu-jitsu.
Sat, 07/12/2008 - 14:14
#30
I wanna see a finger dart vs. bjj video on youtube by tomorrow guys! :lol:
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BTW, if you thought that was comical, check out his opening move. This is by far my favorite. Now I can defend myself against anyone! *flex*
http://www.closecombattraining.com/freecourse/fingerdart.php
[video]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7584512541115719610&hl=en[/video]
I am SO bringing this one into the cage...
*sarcasm off*