Private Ninja Lessons!

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http://www.cloud9living.com/new-york/private-ninja-lessons

$195.00 for a 90 minute class!

Private Ninja Lessons
Learn the secrets of ancient martial arts and the mysterious ninja warriors with one of New York' oldest Bujinkan schools, affiliated with Bujinkan Hombu Dojo in Japan since the 1980's.

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Learn the secrets of ancient martial arts and the mysterious ninja warriors with one of New York' oldest Bujinkan schools, affiliated with Bujinkan Hombu Dojo in Japan since the early 1980's.

These legendary combat methods teach effective methods of self-protection using elusive timing, control of distance and subtle angling, i.e. like how to avoid the assault of a sword.

Learn from an actual Shidoshi (teacher of the warrior ways) about the history, tradition and philosophy of these night tigers before practicing their self-defense, heightened awareness and combat strategy methods.

These lessons are a great compliment to existing martial art experience. The opportunity to use weapons in this class is on a case to case scenario and under the sole discretion of the instructor.
After this session with our experienced ninja instructor you will better understand the mystery and power that surrounds this 900-year-old martial art.

What martial arts are taught?
Your Ninja Lesson is based on the martial art of ninjutsu also, called budo taijutsu. Budo taijutsu uses relaxed, natural movement, timing and control of distance to overcome an opponent's speed and strength.

Movement is refined for grace and naturalness in all action until power results from mere movement, and evasion from a simple adjustment of position. Weaponry, striking, grappling, choking and throwing as well as methods of leaping and rolling are all disciplines that are incorporated into our curriculum.

This training is one of the rare martial arts undiluted by emphasis on sport competition or artificial rules. Our training emphasizes shiken gata - combat survival techniques.

Availability:
Year Round: Saturdays 2:00pm and 3:30pm

Location:
Bronxville, NY

Essential Information:
No experience is necessary. Participants must be 18 years of age or 16 with a parent present.

Duration:
90 minutes

Maximum Participants:
This is private instruction

Spectators:
Not Allowed

Weather Dependent:
This experience is not weather dependent.

What to Wear:
Wear comfortable clothing; long sleeve shirt and relaxed pants that freely allow you to kick.

Booking Information:
For this experience, it is recommended to request bookings 30 days in advance.

Cancellation Policy:
Once you have received a booking confirmation, cancellations and re booking are allowed up to 7 days prior to the Experience. Failure to appear on your booked date or to cancel and rebook at least 7 days prior to your booked date will result in the loss of the value of your Experience.

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I'll take 3!

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Yeah b/c in these savage times sword evasion is a must! Tongue

The funny thing is that there are people out there who are going to jump right on this. Puzzled

-Adam Mays "Courage is endurance for one moment more" "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle." FREESTYLE AMERICAN SHOOT TEAM Thanks to eagles for the sig!

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I can't imagine anyone being willing to pay that price. This guy obviously doesn't know how to lure people in.

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History has shown that even the most ridiculous claims are relevent to someone out there and they will pay for it LOL!

-Adam Mays "Courage is endurance for one moment more" "If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle." FREESTYLE AMERICAN SHOOT TEAM Thanks to eagles for the sig!

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He has had at least three suckers...

From his comments section:

"Wanted to tell you thank you very much for an unbelievable experience. I haven't stopped talking about it and raving about the awesome time..."
February 2009 - O.D. McConnell

"It was an honor to learn the art of the ninja with you the other day. Although it was brief, I do enjoy very much the philosophy behind ninjutsu..."
Anthony Tripicchio
From Clark, NJ.

This was an Amazing experience!

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On a side note I am now teaching ninja stuff for $194.95 per 90 minutes Big smile

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DRay: there are plenty of people who gonna go.

hard sparring session is like a cold shower in a warm day. It feels good.

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My class is only $2.00. I only have the stamina to go for 1 minute but that price you cannot beat!

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^^^ Well in all honesty the first 88 minutes of my class is spent watching "Beverly Hills Ninja" the last 2 minutes is stretching and cool down.

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LSBJJ....sign me up for one ninja seminar. I'll bring my own shuriken(Drunk.

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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uuhhh...I don' know what happend with that abortion of an emoticon... I merely put an "s" in parentheses!

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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For $100.00, I can show how I dissapear...

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....back in the 80`s we would have all jumped in on this.....lol

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Beverly Hills ninja....vastly underrated movie! "I did not seek to ENTER the temple...I merely wanted to....see in the doors..."

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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Chaz....I'll take that.

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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^^^ Hey! I thought we had a deal Sad I was going to throw in free popcorn.

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Going invisible will help on long runs on country roads, I think....

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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LSBJJ....can you post that kick ass fast armbar that you do with the far side collar control and the arm drag fakey, please? I'm gonna work some suckas using your hard-earned skills.

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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@Bullet. I'll be posting a nice kimura to triangle set up in a few days Big smile

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I think I already know that, so if you'll just do what I request......lol. Are your videos on youtube?

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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@ LSBJJ

I can't find that sweet armbar...what the hell thread was that in? I sometimes finish the triangle with a kimura, by the by. People with superthick shoulders kill my triangle and I just ahmbah them when I can....I'd like to see your set up, though. You're good, you should teach this stuff.

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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Bullet, go to youtube and search "NSBJJ" and all my videos (good and bad) should come up.

(for a good laugh you can watch the "MPHS 1984.mpg" video. It's me on the HS school dance team back in 1984. I am the first guy you see turnaround) :Cool

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Ha. I freaked out for a second and thought I'd been calling you by the wrong screen name for the last year. I subscribed to your channel, thank you.

P.S. You do a MEAN moonwalk!

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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@ Bulleteater. When I signed up with Lockflow my school was called Lake Stevens BJJ (LSBJJ). A couple of years ago I changed the school name to North Sound BJJ (NSBJJ). I just never changed my LF account.

The MPHS video seemed cooler 26 years ago Puzzled

(and congratulations on killing your blue jacket)

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Ha. I've been visiting my mom's place and they are rooocking Thrilled and Beat It like crazy, over here. Your high school was going crazy, that was hilarious! You guys were rock stars, man.

ونحن جميعا الكتب من الدم ، وعندما أردنا فتح نحن الحمراء.

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That gym was 5,000 girls (no dudes!). That's why me and my friends joined the team. During state competition only dance team members are allowed in the gym. About 5,000 girls and us; about 20 guys...you do the math Crazy

Now back to my ninja training....

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Can I get a Sho Kosugi poster?

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Four of my turtle friends wanna come along, any discount?

Thanks to Chaz, Captcha's ass been capped!

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You know your values in life are screwed up when you find yourself in the Bronx training to be a ninja.

Why go to medical school, welding school or even truck driving school when you can train for a lucrative career as a ninja!?!?

Who's parents wouldn't be proud?

The time has come for honest men to denounce false teachers and attack false gods. -Luther Burbank
All great truths begin as blasphemies. -George Bernard Shaw

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The turtles can come,, but the RAT STAYS HOME! His fur's always damp and musty... like he's been living in a sewer or something!.. ick.. he smells funny!

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