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Things that are said in jiu-jitsu

Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:07
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I was just thinking of things that are said while training in jiu jitsu. You know, things that if they were said outside of class would be considered wrong or strange. I just thought I would see what sort of things that you hear at your school. Two things that are said consistently at my school are:

That guy has nice hips.
Put your knee in the crack of his but and push his legs apart.

Let's see what other people have to say.

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Tue, 10/04/2011 - 15:11
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LOL - When doing toe holds we always get the grip locked up and then...."put the big toe, in the a hole".

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Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:53
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Mount him.

i totally had that guy in a rear naked but he was so slippery i couldn't finish him.

or every move in 10th planet Laughing out loud

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Tue, 10/04/2011 - 20:14
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I just thought of another

I am going to tap him.

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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 00:03
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come into my guard...

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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 00:12
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telling the kids to get on their knees

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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 00:37
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I have one for my job as a guitar teacher: "Hey, that was a sweet lick you did on the G string. Next time use 2 fingers instead."

For Jiu Jitsu: I couldn't quite finish, next time I'll pull his head down. (triangle)

It is what it is, with or without your reaction.

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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 00:47
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Take his back and don't cross your legs, just put your hooks in!

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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 00:52
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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 07:39
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Push his head down as hard as you can! (Head control off the sprawl)

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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 18:48
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Use the buttock compressor to mount him

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