WarMachine Blogs from Prison
Thu, 07/29/2010 - 13:54
LF GENERAL #000
"On Wednesday 28th July 2010, @WarMachine170 said:
What's up guys!? I'm gonna do a weekly blog for this year while I'm locked up. Just want to keep y'all posted and give you some insight on what it's like here for me. When I first got here I was told I was gonna be kept in segregation to pretect myself since I'm a "celebrity." I told them NO WAY! 23 hours a day lockdown? FUCK THAT! So they stuck me in the "mainline." They classified me a 5 on a scale 1-6 so I'm with the big dogs. Everyone here has been to prison. Few guys in my unit are murderers waiting to be shipped out to prison for life. Funny, kinda odd, but they are the most friendly of the bunch... Most intelligent too. Hardest thing about this place is finding people you can have a decent conversation with.
So when you first get here you learn the rules, jail politics. You got the Whites, the Mexicans, and the Blacks + others. Whites and Mex share tables for recreation but you only eat show at your designated race's table. You never sit at the Blacks table and vice-versa, but you can talk to them here in County Jail. If a Mex or White fights a Black, all the Mex and Whites are required to jump in. One on one fights are only allowed against your own race and take place in an empty cell. I think it's dumb. I'm not trying to fight anyone and can care less abotu who fights who. I hope no big rumbles happen... I can't afford more trouble. Buttt if you don't help, you get jumped afterwards. Maybe I'll just throw body shots and leg kicks so I don't hurt anyone...
Anyway so far all is well. I'm bored a lot, just been reading and working out to stay busy. All the guys here are cool to me, I get a lot of questions about fighting. Seems everyone wants to learn some "moves." I wish we could train here, would make it way more fun... lol. So yeah, anyway I don't see anyone fucking with ME... Only way BS goes down is if I get drug into someone elses lame drama. Well that is that! Week 1 in a nut shell. Look forward to keeping you guys updated. Can't wait to get out and fight for all my fans again! Can't wait to open my gym in Austin! Thanks for standing by me. If you go to sdsheriff.net you can e-mail me. Booking # 10754342 Jon Koppenhaver. -WM"
Thu, 07/29/2010 - 19:48
#2
LF ARMY#058
most prisons you get a colored tv in your cell and cable.if you got monny than your realy good because you get to eat.when you want.stay out of gambling debts drug debts and follow the rules.not doc rules inmate rules and youll do alright.prison politics if you dont follow.your gonna get stuck beat down what ever the rules for that group is.but a lot of prison stuff is blown way out of poportion.iv done a couple years here and there and i did just fine.but cant say the same for evry one.where ever his permament housing unit is when he gets there is when hes gonna be realy tested.if people think your smoe fighter trust me hes soon gonna have to fight.because what they will do is send a torpedo his way to test his might.thats when they send a man or two to attack you.or rob you or something to see what your about
Thu, 07/29/2010 - 20:17
#3
One. couldn't care less about your life in jail John. Two. You are not a celebrity, sorry dude. Three. “I don’t see anyone fucking with ME”. I like how he capitalized the M E. He will defiantly end up fighting somebody. He is in general pop and a idiot. Someone will eff with him at some point to see if he is tough or not and if he doesn’t want to look like a punk he will stand up for him self. Fourth. I doubt you have ever had, what most normal people would consider, a decent conversation with anyone. Fifth and final. Why had I never thought of that John? We should allow MMA training in prisons. Lets allow steroids while we are at it. Maybe knife training martial arts should be allowed too.
Thu, 07/29/2010 - 22:27
#4
who is this guy? i for one, sincerely have no clue...........
Fri, 07/30/2010 - 07:10
#5
no, dont move to texas. Actually maybe its a good idea he does cuz if he gets into a street fight here in tex-ass he will get stabbed or shot.
Fri, 07/30/2010 - 23:44
#6
LF ARMY #007
Getting e-mails in the clank? What's this world coming to? He sounds pretty cocky...
If he had to do time in prison and not jail I'd have 4-1 odds that he gets shanked so someone could get an extra stripe...but in jail most are getting out soon and don't want to jeopardize it so his chances are lower. Can't wait to read the next blog where he tells us how crappy the prison food tastes!
We could figure all this stuff out watching "Lockup" on cable each weeknight
Sat, 07/31/2010 - 04:41
#7
LF ARMY#057
prison food in most places is quite good. Like it or not if the jail keeps the inmates in high morale it make them more easy to deal with. Messing with ones food is a good way to keep some one ticked off. Not saying it should be a cake walk but you cant keep them all pissed all the time we dont have the man power.
Everyone thinks it should be "hard time" but that has been found to make the criminals be less prone to rehabilitation.
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