Lockflow shorts and rashguard - mini review!

Lockflow Rash Guard and Shorts – mini review!

If you want a life changing moment, you’d be hard pressed to top the one you get when the postman delivers the new design Lockflow rash guard and shorts to your door.

The very foundations of my house were rocked to their maximum when the package dropped to the floor and as I woke up, together with half of the street, I thought ‘this is no ordinary delivery.’

Once the package was opened, there, against a backdrop of shimmering crystals that could only come from another planet and time dimension, lay the rash guard and shorts. When I say lay, I lead you on dear reader and fail to give you the truth; the two items of clothing practically hovered in space, roughly two inches off the ground and a low deep bass driven humming noise could be heard from both man and beast. Thousands of miles away, packs of dolphins and shoals of tuna fish were driven off their hunting grounds, such was the force of the humming noise emanating from the Lycra based grappling apparel, playing havoc with their finely tuned sonar.

As I picked the gear up with shaking hands, I felt an instant surge of power flow through my body and as I looked down, I witnessed a golden aura of power beyond my wildest dreams course through my veins and arteries and left me covered in a golden silhouette of limitless power.

Bedecked in shimmering gold, I made my way downstairs and decided to head straight to the gym, what need was there now to eat food anymore, as I was supercharged like never before?

For that matter, what need was there for transport to the gym? Cars and buses were like toys as I stepped over traffic, casting aside double decker buses that lay in my path with a flick of the wrist. Airplanes took evasive action in the skies above as I towered over the streets, expanding in size by the second to monolithic proportions and all too soon I was at the gym.

Managing to harness the energy with me, I shrunk back down to size, where I was able to enter the gym without having to lift the roof off; as I entered the reception area, seasoned weightlifters dropped their weights in awe of what had just entered the room, standing with mouths open, whilst beginners fled the building screaming for their parents.

There really isn’t much to tell about the ensuing training session, or what people refer to as ‘the session’. A session where all that lay before me were taken apart limb from limb. A session were experienced grapplers where thrown around the mats like empty track suits. A session where hardened street fighters were left in tatters, shadows of their former selves, mentally scarred for life.

You get the drift.

So dear reader, let this brief review be a warning to you, before you buy this life changing outfit – are you ready to handle the power that lies within???

***(although the the Lockflow gear wont give you any magical powers, it can save you some coin. Our last RG Supply company used a process that leads the ink to wear off a bit fast so we are blowing out the remaining RG's for 25.00 a piece, contact CombatChaz if interested)***